Post by Creator Of WWEF on Jan 25, 2009 13:01:36 GMT -5
“Ladies and Gentleman it only comes once a year and we are here its time for The Royal Rumble, we got the World Heavyweight Championship on the line plus we are guaranteed we will see new World Tag Team Champions tonight and last but not least the 30 man royal rumble.
“Our theme song for tonight is ‘Burn It To The Ground’ from Nickelback’s latest album Dark Horse.
“In front of me here are the World Tag Team Championships which were stripped off DX a couple of weeks ago, then the general manager Shane McMahon decided to have a tag team tournament, the two teams to progress to the final so happened to be Miz and Morrison and the new team of Jesse and Festus”.
“So here we go here come Jesse and Festus their debut at the Royal Rumble”.
“Here come their opponents Miz and Morrison, who earlier this week mocked the new tag team”.
“And here we go, just look at Festus as he goes straight for Morrison hitting him with a big clothesline”.
“Festus runs over to Miz and knocks him off the ring apron. Jesse and Festus are such a good team they are full of excitement”.
“Festus picks Morrison and slams him with a great scoop slam”.
“Morrison holding his back crawls his way over to the corner but he doesn’t realise that Festus is about to pounce”.
“A big splash by Festus that must of taken the wind out of Morrison”.
“Jesse calling for the tag”.
“And the tag is made”.
“Jesse giving Morrison a big splash of his own”.
“Jesse looking for a move now”.
“Hits Morrison with a nice arm drag”.
“As Jesse tries to get the fans pumped, Morrison makes his way over to the Miz and gets the tag”.
“Miz knocking Jesse to the canvas and hitting him with a big elbow drop over and over”.
“Miz gets up and taunts the crowd, but Jesse gets up and makes the tag to Festus”
“Oh My don’t like behind you Miz”.
“Look at this Festus picking Miz up maybe going for his finisher the flapjack, Morrison knows what’s coming, but why has he come round and taken out Jesse”.
“OH very clever, Morrison has just rung the bell”.
“Look at Festus he seems to have gone in a trance”.
“Miz what’s he up to, is it, yes, REALITY CHECK for Festus”.
“Isn’t it such a great move the Reality Check?”.
“Miz goes for the pin 1…2…3. My God we got new champions”.
“I don’t think we are ever going to hear the end of this one”.
“Jesse isn’t happy at all you can see”.
DX are backstage, Triple H says to HBK “So are you ready for this, we have been given the opportunity of fighting for a place at Wrestlemania, so you do realise its every man for himself and Shawn you know me if you get in my way”. Shawn interrupts and says “Hunter you don’t have to tell me I know what you’re going to say, I’ll see you out there”.
“Hey look who it is, its Nash and Hall, Hall says to Nash “so man its your first rumble back I just want to wish you good luck, go and kill them like you used to”. Nash replies “Thanks Scott”.
“Well folks we are edging closer and closer to the Royal Rumble, but before that we got the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, Edge managed to get himself a title shot when it was Punk and Edge in the main event at Raw, Edge said to the GM if he loses then John Cena gets a title shot but if Edge won he would get a shot at the title, well Edge won and we are here now ready to see the fight which is also now a no DQ”.
“Here he comes the Ultimate Opportunist and the Rated R Superstar, Edge”.
“CM Punk the World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring with a big grin on his face looking confident”.
“That’s what it’s all about the World Heavyweight Championship”.
“Both men tie up and tussle to see who can get the advantage”.
“CM Punk gets the better of Edge as he has him up the corner hitting him with punches”
“Edge turns it round and starts hitting on Punk with chops across his chest”.
“Edge pulls Punk out the corner looking for a clothesline”.
“Punk manages to counter hitting Edge with a clothesline as well so both men are now out on the canvas”.
“Edge climbs up the ropes as well as Punk getting to their feet”.
“WOW Punk hitting Edge early on with his highly raised knee to his chin”.
“Punk goes for the bulldog combination but Edge counters lifting Punk high in the air for a nice back body drop”.
“Edge picks Punk up and throws him out through the ropes”.
“Oh My edge smacking Punks head of them unforgiving steel steps and then grating his face on the meshing”.
“Edge now going to town on Punks shoulder with kicks over and over against those steel steps”.
“Punk manages to pull himself together and climb to his feet but what is Edge lining him up for surely not his finisher”.
“YES CM PUNK COUNTERS EDGE, Punk kicking edge in the head with such impact”.
“Punk lifting the Rated R Superstar high in the air looking for a superlex”.
“OH MY GOD THE IMPACT, Punk hitting Edge with a big superlex on that concrete floor”.
“Punk climbs back in the ring as Edge staggers to his feet”.
“OMG Punk running and then jumping through the ropes hitting Edge on the outside”.
“Punk throws Edge back into the ring and then hits him again with his highly raised knee to the chin, but can Punk connect the bulldog?”.
“Oh Punk isn’t going for that move, he has climbed to the ring apron waiting for Edge to turn round as he holds his head”.
“Punk jumps to the top rope looking to take out Edge in the ring”.
“OMG Edge caught Punk in mid air and has hit Punk with a fantastic spearbuster”.
“Edge covers slowly after being hurt, 1…2…”.
“NO WAY, Punk kicks out, I thought that was it”.
“Edge has climbed to his feet waiting for Punk to turn round so he can hit Punk with his infamous Spear”.
“Edge goes for the spear; Oh My Punk manages to move out the way as Edge hits his face on the middle turnbuckle”.
“Look at this now, Punk lifting edge up onto his shoulders”.
“AND THERE IT IS GTS”.
“Punk goes for the cover on the unconscious Edge”.
“The ref gets down for the count, 1…2…”.
“WHAT THE HELL, WHERE DID HE COME FROM, RANDY ORTON HAS JUST PULLED THE REF OUT THE RING TO STOP THE COUNT!!!!”.
“Look at Orton, he has climbed into the ring and OMG he has just hit Punk with his RKO”.
“This is just despicable; Orton is now covering Punk with Edge’s arm to make it look as though Edge has done it himself”.
“Orton rushing to the outside and grabbing the ref and throwing him back into the ring, the ref begins to count 1…2…3. NO WAY”.
“EDGE IS OUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION”.
“What the hell was all that about last week, when we saw Orton attack Edge?”.
“Well ladies and Gentleman we near the end of the night but the night is not over until we see the Royal Rumble, what a night it has been so far we have seen Miz and Morrison pick up the vacant World Tag Team titles and then we have just seen Edge beat CM Punk for the World Heavyweight Championship with a little help from his partner Randy Orton, so what are we waiting for lets get the Rumble underway”.
“The first superstar to enter, Tommy Dreamer, I wonder who he will face to start the rumble off”.
“Oh my The Worlds Strongest Man, Mark Henry”.
“The rumble starts and here we go, Dreamer going straight at Henry with punches and chops across the chest”.
“Henry has enough and turns things around cornering Dreamer then hitting him with big slaps”.
“Henry lining up maybe something big”.
“Big elbow drop from Henry that had to hurt, Henry then picks Dreamer up and drags him over to the corner”.
“Henry looking to eliminate Dreamer early on in this Rumble”.
“The third participant is Trevor Murdoch”.
“Murdoch comes in and start to bang Henry on the back with clubs from his fist”.
“Murdoch manages to get Henry in the corner so he can go to work on him”.
“The punches don’t seem to be affecting Henry, Henry just gives in and hits Murdoch with a big head butt”.
“Dreamer goes to try and eliminate Henry”.
“Here comes the fourth superstar and its domino, maybe he will add an impact to this rumble”.
“Domino tapping on the back of Dreamer”.
“Oh massive clothesline there by Domino taking Dreamer down”.
“Domino goes down on Murdoch as well”.
“Domino looking to take out everybody in the ring”.
“The next superstar is, Charlie Haas”.
“Haas comes in straight away and tries to help Dreamer eliminate Murdoch”.
“Murdoch seems to have saved himself by crawling from under the bottom rope, Haas then shouts at Dreamer then beats him in the corner”.
“The next superstar is, Lance Cade”.
“Well, Well, Well look at this for a stare down, Cade and Murdoch ex partners recently just spilt up, what will happen?”.
“Cade takes the first move and he slaps his ex partner across the face”.
“Cade now has grabbed Murdoch’s head and is pummeling it into the turnbuckle over and over again”.
“And the next competitor is, Shelton Benjamin partner to Charlie Haas”.
“Benjamin gets in the ring and goes straight to help out his partner, Haas”.
“Haas and Benjamin leave Dreamer hurt in the corner and move on to beat on Mark Henry, with a bit of help from Domino as well”.
“Look at the strength from Henry, he pushes them all away knocking them to the floor”.
“The next superstar to enter the match is, Shane Douglas the leader of the franchise”.
“Well just look at that, Douglas gets in the ring and Dreamer runs at him eliminating him straight away”.
“Must be the quickest exit from the rumble ever”.
“Haas and Benjamin go at Henry again but with Dreamer’s help this time”.
“Watch out here comes Domino”.
“Two more have been eliminated from the rumble due to Domino’s splash”.
“OH MY, The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga is the next superstar to enter, he is bound to make an impact”.
“Well here we go Umaga in the ring and straight away he has caught Domino and hits him with that thumb rapped in tape”.
“Another Samoan Spike but to Dreamer this time”.
“Umaga going on a rampage taking everyone out with that Spike”.
“And yet another Spike but to Benjamin”.
“Well look at this for a showdown, Henry and Umaga two super heavyweights”.
“Umaga not wasting any time and cuts right to it hitting Henry with that big Spike”.
“Well would you look at that, that Spike has somehow eliminated Henry from this years Rumble”.
“Things are just about to heat up because the next superstar is MR KENNEDY”.
“Kennedy stands to say to Umaga I don’t want no trouble, and points to all four other competitors in the ring”.
“Umaga with that hip attack to Benjamin in the corner, that nearly broke his neck”.
“Another Hip attack to Dreamer this time”.
“And Umaga also hits Haas with that hip attack”.
“Last but not least Domino gets the hip attack”.
“Kennedy finally enters the ring and looks to eliminate Benjamin”.
“Kennedy was successful and eliminates Shelton”.
“Kennedy looking to capitalize and goes to throw out Haas now”.
“Yet again Mr Kennedy is successful, at this rate Kennedy is going to win the rumble”.
“Oh my don’t look behind you Kennedy you wont like the site”.
“Here we go the Punjabi Giant; Khali is the next superstar out”.
“Look at this Khali towering over the top of Umaga”.
“OH MY GOD, Kennedy just nailed Khali with a low blow right between the legs, ouch”.
“Umaga and Kennedy working together now try to throw Khali out the ring”.
“My God they have, they have eliminated Khali”.
“Umaga and Kennedy look like an unstoppable team but this match is every man for himself”.
“Matt Hardy the Intercontinental champion is the next superstar what can he do”.
“Look at that straight into the action, he clotheslines Umaga up the corner”.
“What a move by Matt, he hits Umaga with a bulldog as well as taking down Domino with a clothesline”.
“Matt taunting Umaga now”.
“A big Leg drop by Matt, will that affect Umaga though?”.
“Domino runs at Matt and Matt looking to get rid of bad rubbish from this match”>
“There goes Domino”
“Well its time for the return to the rumble for Big Sexy Kevin Nash”.
“Matt Hardy and Nash shake hands after what happened at Survivor Series last year when they teamed up”.
“That was uncalled for, Mr Kennedy hitting Nash on the back with a big fist”.
“Nash looks really angry”.
“YES, Nash has got Kennedy in the Jackknife position”.
“Come on Nash you can’t powerbomb Kennedy out the ring”.
“NO WAY, Kennedy has held onto the ropes as Nash falls to the floor and is out of the rumble”.
“Nash isn’t that bit happy as he rips our apart of our announce table”.
“Look at Matt Hardy now Umaga doesn’t realise”.
“Matt has just thrown Umaga out of this match”.
“And the next superstar is Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP”.
“A nice quick clothesline by MVP on Mr Kennedy”.
“MVP runs and hits Dreamer with that players boot to the head”.
“MVP lines Matt Hardy up for it, Hardy moves out the way and MVP gets tangled up the top rope”.
“Matt grabs his neck”.
“What a neckbreaker by Matt”.
“Here he is the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels”.
“Straight away Shawn hits Dreamer with a big Sweet Chin Music”.
“There goes Dreamer, he really has done well to come this far but not good enough”>
“Shawn gets Kennedy up the corner hitting him with nine and a half inch chops across the chest; meanwhile Matt Hardy is lining MVP up for a Twist Of Fate”.
“Yep there it is TWIST OF FATE to MVP”.
“Oh the next superstar the Legend Killer who we saw earlier on tonight helping out is buddy Edge”.
“He takes down Matt as soon as he gets in the ring with various types of punches to the head”.
“Orton looks to eliminate Kennedy, and he does”.
“I was waiting for Triple H, things are going to get crazy now in that ring”.
“Triple H comes in and starts trading punches with MVP”.
“John Cena the next superstar out, all the stars are out tonight”.
“Cena swapping punches with HBK”.
“Cena sees Matt Hardy hurting and takes advantage”.
“The Intercontinental champion has been eliminated from this Rumble”.
“OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS, Undertaker is the next superstar out obviously”.
“Undertaker looks serious tonight”.
“The best pure striker in the business grabs Cena by the throat and…”.
“OH MY GOD, Undertaker has just chokeslamed Cena right out the ring onto the floor below”.
“Triple H still picking on MVP looking to get him out of this match”.
“And there goes MVP from the Rumble”.
“OH MY”.
“What a staredown, The Undertaker and Triple H, could you just imagine what a match that would be”.
“SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO RANDY ORTON”.
“Here we go for the last superstar of the Rumble, who is?”.
“OH MY GOD IT IS, BATISTA IS BACK FROM INJURY, HE WAS TAKEN OUT BACK AT CYBER SUNDAY AND HE IS BACK, EVERYONE SATNDING ON THEIR FEET”.
“All men in the ring except Orton have stopped and are staring at the animal”.
“Look at this Batista picking Orton up on his shoulders”.
“And chucks Orton out the ring like a bag of potatoes”.
“Shawn Michaels runs towards Batista”.
“SPEAR, THE ANIMAL IS BACK TO HIMSELF”.
“Batista picks Shawn up on his shoulders”.
“The dreams of going to Wrestlemania for Shawn Michaels are over”.
“Batista taunting The Deadman now, not noticing The Game”.
“Triple H has snuck out the ring but under the ropes and gone under the ring, what’s that he’s got, no its his Sledgehammer”.
“Hunter gets back into the ring and BAM RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF UNDERTAKER’S WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER”.
“Undertaker is out and Triple H stands over the top of him but look who is behind you Triple H”.
“Batista goes to eliminate Hunter to end his dreams of Wrestlemania”.
“OH MY GOD THERE GOES TRIPLE H”.
And we are down to two it’s the Animal Batista against The Deadman Undertaker.
“Look at that Undertaker just sits up from just being hit with that sledgehammer as though it hasn’t affected him”.
“Batista picks Taker up on his shoulders maybe to throw him out and try and win this match”.
“OH YES WHAT A REVERSAL BY THE UNDERTAKER, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, COULD THIS BE IT”.
“Undertaker picking up a dead weight now, looking to eliminate Batista”.
“YES UNDERTAKER WINS, UNDERTAKER WINS, HE IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA 25, FANTASTIC”.
“And the Phenom has every right to celebrate in his own way as he is heading to the main event of Wrestlemania”.
“Ladies and Gentleman this has been WWEF Royal Rumble Thanks for viewing”.