Post by Creator Of WWEF on Sept 5, 2009 14:05:51 GMT -5
JR: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen”.
JS: “Welcome to a special addition of The Summer Bash Press Conference”.
JR: “It is here once again, The Summer Bash, the second biggest PPV in the WWEF calendar. Things certainly have been hotting up in the WWEF with the likes of John Cena and Triple H at each other’s throats yet again and the intercontinental championship on the line”.
JS: “It certainly has been hotting up here in the WWEF, I mean after learning Tazz had gone behind Mr McMahon and bought WWEF from him, what does Tazz have in store for Raw and not to forget this new ‘era’ he likes to call the Extreme Union”. Now before we get this conference underway next year we will be celebrating the 5th annual Wrestlemania and I for one cannot wait, let’s take a look at the first teaser for Wrestlemania 5”.
WOW, that looks amazing and over the next couple of months new teasers will be released. Anyway let’s get this conference underway, just weeks ago Miz and Morrison teamed up to face Mark Henry and The Brian Kendrick, as Morrison was looking for the tag Miz just dropped from the ring apron and walked off, Miz then climbed back into the ring with the King Of The Ring trophy in hand and nailed Morrison right over the head with it, is this a urge of jealousy?”
JS: “Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, John Morrison”.
Morrison: “Thanks Joey, JR. I’m going to get straight to it, Miz weeks ago you hit me over the head with the king of the ring trophy and broke well if you’re watching you will have noticed you didn’t succeed I have the trophy back”.
Morrison: “Ever since that, you have somehow got the better of me by turning Khali on me or making me believe that you beat down Khali”.
Morrison: “At The Summer Bash I will show Miz what a real wrestling match is not a hit and run. This will be the first time me and Miz have fought each other and I guarantee it will go down in the history books”.
Morrison: “And Miz if you think you will carry on being accepted in the palace of wisdom well think again”.
JS: “What a match that should be, John Morrison and The Miz face each other for the first time ever in WWEF history, who will be victorious will it be the big egotistic Miz or the palace of wisdoms own John Morrison?”
JR: “Well up next is the world tag team champions who will be putting their titles on the line against Rey Mysterio and Chavo Guererro. Mysterio and Guererro managed to overcome Domino and Burchill to get to Summer Bash to face Henry and Kendrick, but over the past few weeks now Henry and Kendrick have been popping up out of nowhere and attacking Mysterio and Chavo unexpected, let’s hear from them now”.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Henry and The Brian Kendrick”.
Kendrick: “Listen up you chumps; I bet you’re all there expecting to see Rey and Chavo tonight out here saying they will be victorious this Sunday well guess what? You wrong”.
Kendrick: “At One Night Stand I and Henry became World Tag Team Champions for the first time in our careers, and to be honest with you we aren’t looking to lose these titles any time soon especially not to some Mexicans that walk round the back area thinking they own the place”.
Henry: “I will once again drive both Rey and Chavo into the canvas, man it feel so good”.
JS: “Some strong words from Kendrick and Henry and will they be able to retain their titles this Sunday against Rey Mysterio and Chavo Guererro the Mexican Connection”.
JR: “Up next is a young star that has only recently began his career here in the WWEF named Evan Bourne, who on his debut defeated Chris Jericho for his Intercontinental Championship and what a debut it was. Two episodes of Raw ago we found out who would be facing Bourne for the intercontinental championship that turned out to be none other than the longest reigning Intercontinental champion in this company Matt Hardy. But just this past week on Raw Matt Hardy was savagely beaten down by the Spirit Squad and Evan Bourne himself, then they brought out a chair put Hardy’s arm in it and Bourne took to the upstairs where he hit another amazing shooting star press on Matt’s arm. Last night we received information on Matt’s arm and it turns out he has broken it and will not be able to compete at The Summer Bash”.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, Evan Bourne”.
Tazz: “Thank you JR, Joey. Now you’re all questioning who will Evan face tomorrow for his Intercontinental Championship? People have questioned Jeff Hardy, Matt’s younger brother well that truly isn’t going to happen”.
Tazz: “I see Evan as such a great upcoming superstar that I don’t think he needs to face anyone for his title”.
Tazz: “Bourne facing Jeff just simply wouldn’t be good enough for The Summer Bash and seeing that I am now owner of WWEF that match will not go ahead”.
Jeff: “Listen Tazz, Bourne. You will make that match at Summer Bash”.
Jeff: “There are guys busting their asses backstage hoping for a chance to one day get their selves on a match card as prestigious as this one, Tazz i advise you to put me on that card tomorrow to face Evan for his title”.
Evan: “You know what Jeff, on Friday me and the boys put your brother Matt on the shelf with a broken arm, I accept your offer and tomorrow I will do exactly the same as what I did to your brother”.
Tazz: “Jeff seeing that Evan accepts your offer there is only one thing to do and that is to put the match on the card”.
Evan: “See you tomorrow Jeff, make sure the medics are standing by”.
JR: “Well how about that, just made for tomorrow, Jeff Hardy will go head to head against Evan Bourne for the intercontinental championship, will Jeff be able to gain the title for revenge after what Spirit Squad and Bourne did to his brother just last night after breaking his arm”.
JS: “That match should be something to really look forward to. But moving on now and over the past month or so Punk and Orton have had knockout matches, 2 out of 3 falls matches, tag team matches and finally it comes down to tomorrow, just a few weeks ago it was time for celebration for the WWEF as it hit one year, but it wasn’t a celebration for the nature boy Ric Flair after he was hit right across the face by Batista, later that night Orton had a 2 out of 3 falls match with Punk, Orton won that match thanks to Batista helping him out. Then the next episode came Punk took Batista out from behind so he could be in the number one contenders match unfortunately for Punk he didn’t succeed and now last night as Orton and Batista watched Kendrick and Henry beat down Rey and Chavo, Punk and Flair ran to the ring to save the day. So without further ado, Randy Orton and Batista”.
Orton: “Before we get started I would just like to announce that as of now me and Dave Batista have took it upon ourselves to reform Evolution but this time it will be a bigger stronger Evolution than ever before”.
Orton: “Moving on now, tomorrow is what everyone is looking forward to especially me and Dave as this and we guarantee this will be CM Punk’s last ever PPV for the WWEF as I will strike when it is least expected with a punt kick to the skull, Punk you got off lucky last time at on Raw this time it’s for real”.
Batista: “The nature boy Ric Flair, we was getting along so well but why, nearly every match I was in you had to get involved and it just made me sick, at One Night Stand I had Kozlov’s number but no you had to interfere and win the match for me. Flair you’re a good friend but no more it ends tomorrow at The Summer Bash oh and almost forgot to say EVOLUTION IS BACK BABY”.
Orton: “It’s over Punk, OVER”.
JS: “WOW, you heard it here first people, Evolution is back, what on earth could they possibly get up to?”
JR: “I hate to think what they could possibly get up to. After such news as Evolution returning this press conference must go ahead, about a month ago Shawn Michaels was confronted by Edge the World Champion, then out of nowhere Mr Kennedy returned from injury and attacked HBK. One Night Stand came, it was a ladder match for Edge’s Championship it looked as though HBK regained his title until Mr Kennedy yet again from out of nowhere pulled the ladder from underneath HBK and Michaels feel right through the announce table”.
JS: “And ever since Kennedy has been making a name for himself getting number one contendership for the title and making his way to tomorrow at The Summer Bash. Ladies and gentlemen, the World Heavyweight Champion, Edge”.
Edge: “Tomorrow is The Summer Bash I will walk in and walk out still your World Heavyweight Champion”.
Edge: “Then as Ken Kennedy lies on the mat he will realise he just simply isn’t ready for the top flight and certainly not ready for World Championship gold”.
Kennedy: “EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME”.
Kennedy: “You say that I will realise that I’m not worthy of championship gold, well I obviously am, I beat 4 other guys to get to Summer Bash for your title plus I took out the Showstoppa, The Icon, Mr Wrestlemania, Shawn Michaels and you say I’m not ready, HA. I just hope that tomorrow Edge you will be ready to hear the name”.
Kennedy: “MRRRRRRRRRRR, KEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY”.
Edge: “SHUT YOUR HUGE MOUTH OK”.
Edge: “Mr Kennedy tomorrow at Summer Bash you will learn the difference between man and boy”.
JS: “Well, well, well”.
JR: “Edge believing he will lift his title up at the end of the match tomorrow night, be sure to check it out”.
JS: “Well last but not least ladies and gentlemen is the ongoing saga between John Cena and Triple H. Tomorrow night we will witness The Game Triple H and John Cena go head to head in the devils playground, Hell In A Cell. Ladies and gentlemen, JOHN CENA”.
Cena: “Joey, JR”.
Cena: “Tomorrow night marks my first ever match inside of Hell in a Cell against an experienced competitor that has fought in the Hell in a Cell over 4 times, some people will question, will I be able to come out on top? Do I have what it takes?”
Cena: “OF COURSE I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, Tomorrow, Summer Bash, I will cut through Triple H like a hot knife through butter, Hell, we could even take the match to the outside of the cell, on top of the cell, in the crowd, in the street. WHEREEVER I WILL BEAT TRIPLE H TOMORROW”.
JR: “GOOD GOD NO!!!”
JS: “Can we get someone out here to stop this”.
Triple H: “Come on Cena, come on”.
JR: “NO, COME ON HUNTER”.
Triple H: “Shut your mouth JR”.
Earl: “Come on Triple H, leave him alone”.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen be sure to see Summer Bash, what a night it is going to be, thanks for watching”.
JS: “See you tomorrow people, man it’s getting hot”.