JR: “This young man has made such an impact making his debut against Chris Jericho and beating him for his Intercontinental Championship what a debut then the following week we found out he was part of this Extreme Union run by the owner of WWEF Tazz and speaking of Tazz why the hell is he out here”.
JS: “I tell you what JR this match now is going to be one hell of a match, two highflyers going one on one you can just imagine what will happen”.
JR: “Well here comes Jeff Hardy and just last night at the press conference we found out that Jeff would be facing Bourne tonight so Jeff has only had the matter of 12 hours to get prepared for this match”.
JS: “And I would just like to take this opportunity to say get well soon Matt Hardy after we found out he broke his arm after that devastating Shooting Star Press from Bourne onto the steel chair”.
Tazz: “Hold on there Jeff, before this match starts I thought I would introduce you to someone well I say someone but I should say some people”.
JR: “What is Tazz up to know, what does he have up his sleeve”.
JR: “OH come on, what do the spirit squad have to do about this”.
Tazz: “Jeff I know your anxious at getting your hands on Evan but hold on that’s not all I want you to meet, Jeff Hardy ladies and gentlemen please welcome the 2 newest superstars inducted into the Extreme Union”.
JS: “HEY LOOK WHO IT IS JR, SANDMAN AND ELIJAH BURKE, god this is taking me back”.
Tazz: “Welcome Sandman and Elijah to Tazz is WWEF, now before this match does officially get underway Sandman and Elijah plus Spirit Squad will be taking part in this match as LUMBERJACKS, good luck Jeff”.
JR: “WHAT, this is totally unfair”.
JS: “That’s what it’s all about, Evan Bourne’s Intercontinental Championship”.
JR: “So then this match is a lumberjack match which is totally one sided all lumberjacks are part of this Extreme Union, it just makes me angry inside to think Tazz can pull such a thing on Jeff”.
JS: “HEY, Jeff Hardy starting this match with a fast pace taking Bourne down with a spear”.
JS: “And now nailing Bourne’s head with those vicious punches”.
JR: “Good start for Jeff, let’s just hope he doesn’t get involved with these so called lumberjacks on the outside”.
JS: “Careful JR, Tazz is right in front of us you wouldn’t want to be fired now would you?”
JR: “Yes that’s it Jeff wrap this one up early and show who means business”.
JS: “No, Evan Bourne denying the twist of fate”.
JS: “Evan Bourne now flying”.
JS: “But Jeff Hardy moves out the way as Bourne gets stuck up on the turnbuckle”.
JR: “Keep watching Jeff Hardy now, man what a twist of fate this is going to be”.
JR: “WHAT A TWIST OF FATE that has to be it be ready Joey to be naming Jeff as new Intercontinental Champion”.
Js: “It could well be as Jeff goes for the cover”.
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JR: “OH COME ON, Jeff should be champion now, come on Earl”.
JS: “Evan Bourne will now hold on to the title for a bit longer after one of the spirit squad placed Bourne’s leg on the rope”.
JR: “Quick leg drop from Jeff to the back of the head of Bourne”.
JR: “And look at Tazz giving a few words of advice to Bourne, come on Earl Do the right decision”.
JS: “JR I don’t think Earl has a say here that man standing on the outside is the new owner of WWEF and I know Tazz and Tazz will not budge”.
JR: “OH COME ON, this is disgusting, that member of spirit squad jumping up on the ring apron and hitting Jeff right across the jaw, surely that’s a disqualification”.
JR: “And still these Extreme Union guys disobey the rules of this match”.
JS: “Jeff Hardy being beat down now by a lumberjack from the outside”.
JR: “Look at the ref Earl Hebner as nothing has happened I thought he was a lot more experienced than this”.
JS: “Evan Bourne looking to retain his title now as he goes for the cover”.
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JS: “Huge kick out by Jeff Hardy”.
JR: “Huge right from Bourne”.
JR: “And now a right from Jeff”.
JS: “Bourne looking for the Irish whip now”.
JR: “HEYYYYY”.
JR: “One half of the newly crowned tag team champions pulls Jeff to the outside and hits him with big blow to the face. GOD d**n I wish I could have refereed this match I would have done a better job”.
JS: “Kenny illegally strangling Jeff with his shin”.
JR: “And there’s the d**n distraction”.
JR: “This is disgusting, Jeff Hardy thrown into the steel steps”.
JS: “Evan Bourne again looking to retain his title”.
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JR: “And another kick out by Jeff Hardy, he is just so resilient”.
JS: “Evan Bourne now, hurricarana to Jeff Hardy”.
JS: “WOW, so quick and agile”.
JR: “Where’s Bourne going now, knowing the rules of this match probably to go and get a weapon”.
JS: “See JR he isn’t as bad as you think he is. Bourne at the top now”.
JS: “EVAN BOURNE, taking down Jeff Hardy with both of his shins, I have never seen that before”.
JS: “And now Bourne looking for the win”.
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JR: “And again Hardy kicks out, as I just said he is so resilient”.
JS: “WOW, look at that for a standing moonsault JR”.
JR: “OK, I will give it to Bourne he does have such a wide arsenal of moves and all of them are great highflying moves”.
JS: “Evan Bourne going to the outside but this time could it be for his Shooting Star Press?”
JR: “HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE HELL, Kenny climbing in the ring and placing the chair on Hardy’s arm, looks like we are going to have a repeat of Friday when they did this to Jeff’s older brother Matt”.
JS: “Bourne jumps, if he connects Hardy’s career could be huge jeopardy”.
JR: “THAT’S IT JEFF, Jeff Hardy pulling himself from underneath the steel chair and Bourne lands chest first onto the steel”.
JS: “Jeff has set that chair out for something”.
JR: “NOOOOO, Sandman hitting Jeff right between the eyes with that kendo stick, that surely has to be a disqualification, SURELY”.
JS: “Well again referee Earl Hebner did not see it happen so this match will continue”.
JR: “This is it, Bourne going for the cover now”.
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JR: “And Jeff Hardy kicks out yet again, come on Jeff”.
JR: “And here we go, I knew it wouldn’t take long before all 5 members of Spirit Squad got in the ring”.
JS: “Jeff Hardy totally outnumber here he may want to stay where he is and turn around”.
JR: “That there is Jeff’s answer to the Spirit Squad a huge whisper in the wind taking out three members of the Spirit Squad, WOW”.
JS: “Hey hold on a minute”.
JR: “OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Bourne hitting Hardy right over the head with that steel chair”.
JS: “Bourne could win it now but there is no ref”.
JR: “What is Tazz up to now”.
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JR: “Tazz acting as the referee and that has to be the quickest pinfall ever in the history of WWEF”.
JS: “So there you have it JR, Evan Bourne retains his Intercontinental Championship”.
JR: “OK yeah Bourne retained but not in a fair fashion”.
JR: “Look at Bourne rubbing it in, the real champion here tonight folks is Jeff Hardy, he was the one that put up a fight not Bourne he had lumberjack surrounding the ring that was on his side”.
JR: “It just makes me sick to see this happen”.
JS: “So there you have it, Evan Bourne retains his Intercontinental Championship with the help of a few friends and I mean a few due to it being a lumberjack match some would say it was unfair for Jeff”.
JR: “Of course it was unfair Joey it was all set up, planned ahead and so it results in Bourne holding onto that title for a bit longer”.
JS: “Chris Jericho? What does he want”.
JR: “Well on Friday Jericho did say he would make an announcement here tonight at The Summer Bash”.
Jericho: “As I have always said I am the best at what I do and I have done absolutely everything this business has to offer which leads me to this announcement”.
Jericho: “I QUIT”.
JS: “WHAT? Jericho just declaring he quits holy crap”.
JR: “That sure was unexpected, I thought Jericho was just going to tell us how good he is and declare he was up next for the world title”.
JS: “So Chris Jericho a man that has done it all in this business has called it a day”.
JR: “After all the years of watching and admiring Jericho I never thought I would see the day Chris would announce that he quits”.
JS: “Here comes Kennedy, after weeks and weeks of I could say trying to prove himself to Edge that he can fight for the title he is finally here and he looks ready and just on Friday Kennedy faked an injury fooling Edge and beating him with the crutch”.
JR: “It is going to be very interesting to see how this match pans out”.
JR: “OHH, EDGE, from behind”.
JS: “The Ultimate Opportunist taking Kennedy down to the floor from behind”.
JR: “I bet that came to a shock for Kennedy, well this match won’t get underway until both men get into the ring”.
JS: “What is Edge up to know”.
JR: “Big right from Edge”.
JR: “And now Edge has that d**n monitor in his hand, come on Edge”.
JS: “I’m not surprised Edge has decided to do this after being embarrassed on Friday by Kennedy”.
JR: “GOOD GOD, Edge with that TV monitor right to the side of Kennedy’s head”.
JS: “That has to do damage, has to”.
JR: “And now Edge kicking Kennedy whilst he is down and this match is yet to get underway”.
JS: “Edge rolling Kennedy into the ring and this match will finally get underway”.
JR: “I don’t think Kennedy is able to continue this match after that shot from the monitor”.
JS: “Kennedy telling the ref he will compete but Edge wants to get this match underway now”.
JR: “Edge so eager to get this match underway if he isn’t careful he will get disqualified”.
JS: “There you have it, Kennedy telling the ref to ring the bell”.
JR: “SPEAR, SPEAR, SPEAR”.
JS: “OH MY GOD”.
JS: “Edge with the spear almost cutting Kennedy in half”.
JR: “This could be it, Edge may retain his title right now this early on in this match”.
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JS: “NO MR KENNEDY SOME HOW KICKS OUT”.
JR: “That was so close for Kennedy then and look at Edge measuring Kennedy up for another Spear”.
JS: “EDGE GOES FOR IT”.
JS: “BUT KENNEDY ROLLS HIM UP THIS COULD BE IT, WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION”.
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JR: “No Edge kicks out”.
JS: “What a quick burst of energy by both men”.
JR: “Edge lifting Kennedy up onto his shoulders now”.
JS: “WHAT A POSITION, Edge placing Kennedy right in between the ropes”.
JS: “Just thinking about it now is making me feel all funny inside”.
JR: “Will you sort yourself out please”.
JR: “Edge looking to bring Kennedy back into the ring now”.
JR: “Hey wait a minute”.
JS: “WOW, Kennedy’s strength getting the better of Edge”.
JR: “GOOD GOD, Kennedy throwing Edge over the top of his head and right onto the ground floor”.
JS: “Well the fight has now worked its way to the outside and Kennedy carrying on with the assault to Edge”.
JR: “EDGE NOW COUNTERING, IRISH WHIP”.
JS: “Mr Kennedy knee first into the steel steps and that is a surgically repaired knee”.
JR: “WOW, the force that Kennedy was thrown into the steps was just frightening”.
JS: “Edge making his way back into the ring now as he just leaves Kennedy on the outside to fend for himself”.
JR: “Edge in the ring now telling referee Earl Hebner to count faster”.
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JS: “Well Kennedy makes it back into the ring but Edge working away at the knee now”.
JS: “Look at this now, Edge has that half Boston crab locked in and that is going to work on that knee big time”.
JR: “The pain that Kennedy must be going through at the moment must be tremendous and it doesn’t help with Edge grabbing the ropes for extra leverage”.
JS: “Will Kennedy tap”.
JR: “Edge now letting loose and stomping away at that knee”.
JS: “And Edge again looking to go back to work on that knee of Kennedy’s”.
JR: “MR KENNEDY, Enziguri to the head of Edge”.
JS: “Did you hear the impact of Kennedy’s boot connecting with Edge’s head, WOW”.
JR: “Kennedy now”.
JR: “MIC CHECK, WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION FOLKS”.
JS: “Can Kennedy get the cover; all he needs to do is pull himself across just a little bit more”.
JS: “He is almost there”.
JS: “Got it, Kennedy going for the cover now, will he be the new world champion”.
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JR: “WHAT THE HELL, EARL HEBNER PULLED OUT THE RING”.
JS: “CHRIS JERICHO, WHAT THE HELL, SERIOUSLY WHAT IS GOING ON”.
JR: “Well before this match started Jericho declared that he has quit WWEF, I don’t get it”>
JS: “EDGE NOW”.
JR: “SPEAR!!!”
JR: “Edge with another spear to Kennedy as he goes for the cover now”.
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JS: “EDGE HAS WON, HE RETAINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP”.
JR: “Chris Jericho in the ring now with Edge’s world title, why did Jericho interfere?”
JS: “Well I don’t think Edge knows either JR but Jericho seems to be congratulated Edge on his win”.
JR: “So Edge has finally overcome Mr Kennedy here tonight by beating him to the world title”.
JS: “Yeah thanks to the help from Chris Jericho who announced he quit but obviously hasn’t”.
JR: “I don’t know Joey, maybe this was Jericho’s last wish was to congratulate an old friend for his win and that is exactly what he has done”.
JS: “Well I don’t like it, I have a feeling this is the end of Jericho, I don’t know what to think”.
JR: “Oh and here comes Tazz, what does he want now”.
Tazz: “edge I would just like to say congratulations on retaining the world heavyweight championship but let me tell you this”.
Tazz: “It’s going to be the last time you celebrate holding that title because you’re putting that on the line right now yeah right now”.
Tazz: “Against the newest member of the Extreme Union, here he is”.
JR: “NO WAY, BOOKER T, BOOKER T”.
JS: “OH MY GOD, I can’t believe it”.
Tazz: “So Edge I hope you’re ready”.
JR: “this is unfair; this match is going to start right now”.
JS: “Booker T with a knee to the mid section of Edge”.
JR: “THE BOOK END”.
JR: “NOOO, NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY COME ON”.
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JS: “Booker T has just beaten Edge for his World Heavyweight Championship”.
JR: “I’m just speechless; I cannot believe what I am seeing here now”.
Tazz: “CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKERS”.
JR: “What an insult, Tazz has made it a mission tonight that members from the Extreme Union take all titles”.
JR: “GOOD GOD”.
JS: “What the hell has just happened, I am totally shell shocked”.
JR: “I’ll tell you what has just happened Joey Edge retained and that d**n new owner Tazz makes another world title match for Edge but this time against Booker T and Booker T only goes and wins it, god d**n, what is happening here”.