Post by Creator Of WWEF on Jan 30, 2009 9:44:13 GMT -5
Welcome to Raw, and we are days after a what was a fantastic Royal Rumble, we now know who will be facing the World Heavyweight champion at Wrestlemania 25, and he is the phenom the Undertaker. I wonder what will happen as the night progresses.
Here we go, the man that returned at the Royal Rumble last Sunday Batista, I wonder what he has to say.
What a return it was for the animal on Sunday. Batista picks up the mic up and says “Man, how great it is returning back to Raw, I’ve been out for 3 months after being accidently injured by CM Punk, I respect Punk and I promise no action will be taken against him and hopefully we can one day fight against each other”.
“The Royal Rumble was a great night, the atmosphere backstage was immense and when I heard my music play and all you fans stand on your feet there was goose bumps all over my body, unfortunately I lost the Rumble by an inch after the Undertaker reversed my powerslam into a tombstone then eliminated me from the ring, I congratulate the Deadman but my nickname is the animal and I’m going to take my position once again at the top of the food chain”.
Strong words by Batista there.
Rey Mysterio vs Mark Henry
Rey Mysterio makes his way to the ring looking ready for this match.
Here comes his opponent Mark Henry the world’s strongest man.
And here we go Henry up against Rey.
Rey goes in str5aight away at Henry with small quick kicks to Henry’s thighs
Rey has Henry up against the ropes hitting him with small punches to the chest and head.
Henry has enough and retaliates hitting Rey with a huge lariat.
Henry now picking Rey up onto his shoulders.
The strength of Henry throwing Rey into the turnbuckle face first.
Henry looking for an Irish whip into the ropes.
Mysterio comes back at Henry.
Rey just bounces off Henry as Henry is obviously the biggest man here tonight.
Henry picks Rey up again and hits him with a big scoop slam.
Henry bounces off the ropes slowly I wonder what he is looking for.
Oh my all 400 pounds he isn’t.
OH MY A BIG SPLASH.
Rey seems to be moving still by getting up slowly.
OH MY LOOK AT THIS REY WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD.
Rey was playing possum now we see Rey setting Henry up for the phone call for 619!!!
Well look who it is, Punjabi Giant Khali making his way to the ring, what does he want ?
OH MY Khali Chop across the head of Rey Mysterio.
Khali nodding at Henry.
Both men are now beating the holy hell into Rey.
Henry jumps out the ring collecting a chair.
What is Henry going to do here, he lifts Rey up to his chest.
World Strongest Slam on the steel chair.
Khali picking Rey up and placing him firmly in that vice grip.
My god this team seems pretty unbeatable.
I just hope Rey Mysterio is fine after being slammed into the chair and being put in the vice grip.
Domino vs Tommy Dreamer
Here comes Domino.
He is one serious man this Domino.
The Innovator of Violence Tommy Dreamer
Here we go and the bell rings.
Domino with the quick spear followed by big right fists to the head of the veteran.
Dreamer sitting up after them punches.
There’s that deadly kick to the face by Domino.
Oh My God Dreamer is out of it.
Domino covers and the ref counts 1…2…3.
Domino picks up the win against a future hall of famer.
What’s wrong with Dreamer he seems a bit …. Sad, is that, there are tears rolling down the eyes of Dreamer.
Well there’s a set up in the ring looking as though it’s the Cutting Edge, as Randy Orton stands in the ring.
“Ladies and Gentleman Sunday was a great night for Sports entertainment, so with out further a do let me introduce you to the new World Heavyweight Champion, EDGE!!!”.
Just look at the smirk on Edge’s face he seems so happy with himself.
Look at Orton how he is clapping Edge.
“Thank you Randy, now the Royal Rumble was great but the only match that was good at the Rumble was me winning the Heavyweight Championship, and this reign is going to be the longest because no one is as good as me in this business today.
What the hell, the lights have gone off.
Hey look behind you Edge and Orton.
Both Orton and Edge drop everything they are holding due to the shock of seeing the Deadman.
Both Edge and Orton flea to the outside.
Look at them both how they run away.
The winner of the 2009 Royal Rumble stands above Edge and Orton.
Well look who it is the Intercontinental Champion Matt Hardy.
Mr Kennedy comes in and says to Matt, “Well, Well, Well if it isn’t the intercontinental champion Matt Hardy.
“That’s a nice title, nice and gold, nice and shiny and do you know what that title would look even better round my waist”.
OH MY GOD, that’s MVP’s boot that just hit Kennedy in the head.
Kennedy has just been taken out with MVP’s boot.
MVP hands the title over to Matt smiling.
Well believe it or not Mr Kennedy has got a match now against a mystery opponent, I wonder who it is.
Shawn Michaels vs Mr Kennedy
Oh my it’s the Heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels.
There’s HBK’s famous stance.
Here comes Kennedy and look at him he seems all over the place after being hit with a drive by kick by MVP.
Kennedy falling all over the place.
Look at Shawn opening the ropes for Kennedy so its easier for him to get in.
Kennedy looks really dazed.
The bell rings and Shawn has Kennedy up the corner straight away hitting him with nine and a half inch chops across the chest.
HBK brings Kennedy out of the corner and hits him with another chop across the chest but a really strong one.
Which knocks him to the floor.
Shawn hitting Kennedy over the head with light punches.
Here goes HBK now lifting Kennedy up for a big body slam.
Shawn pointing at the corner.
Here we go vintage HBK climbing to the top turnbuckle.
There it is the massive elbow drop from HBK.
Here we go Michaels looking to tune up the band.
The fans on their feet ready for some sweet chin music.
Michaels lining Kennedy up.
BAM SWEET CHIN MUSIC.
HBK loving it.
HBK goes for the cover and surely 1…2…3. Yes HBK picks up an easy victory against Mr Kennedy here tonight.
Mr Kennedy is completely out of it.
I think we may need some help out here.
John Cena vs Umaga
Here comes John Cena, as he has to face Umaga tonight.
This should be fun.
And here comes the Samoan bulldozer Umaga.
The intensity in both superstar eyes is immense.
The bell rings and Cena runs right at Umaga but is rejected straight away and pushed to the floor.
Umaga goes for a clothesline.
Look at that Cena ducks and comes out alright on the other side.
Well look how it is, it’s the game Triple H, what does he want.
Cena turns round and BAM SAMOAN SPIKE TO THE THROAT.
Umaga goes for the cover will he get the win? 1…2…
Just a 2 count there but could have easily been a 3.
Triple H now walking up the steps maybe to try and put Cena off.
Umaga goes to hit Cena but Cena has reversed and put Umaga in the position for an F – U.
Cena goes for the cover 1…2… What the hell Triple H.
Triple H has just prevented Cena from picking up a win here tonight by pulling him out of the ring.
Cena goes to walk off but Triple H won’t leave it.
OH MY what a right fist by Cena to Triple H.
Cena climbs back into the ring a covers Umaga.
Cena celebrating a big win but he doesn’t realise who is behind him at this point.
Cena turns round and WHAT IMPACT by Triple H with that sledgehammer as HHH plants it into his mid section.
Cena is out whilst holding his stomach.
Triple H grabs Cena’s arms and hooks them looking for a pedigree, and maybe onto the chair that Triple H has just introduced into this.
And there you have it, Triple H nailing Cena with one hell of a pedigree onto that steel chair.
This was uncalled for why did you attack Cena?
Triple H turning back to look at the damage and carnage he has caused.
Money, Money, Money here comes the general manager of Raw, Shane McMahon.
“Well what a great night the Royal Rumble was, and I’m sad to think that I have to wait yet another year for the next one”.
“How great was it to see new World Tag Team Champions, and also a new World Heavyweight Champion, plus to top it all off we saw the animal return to action entering at number 30”.
“Anyway, the main reason for me being out here tonight is that the next PPV is No Way Out, and I have come up with a match idea which will impress you all, next week we will begin the qualification matches for a place to be in the main event at No Way Out, where 6 competitors will be in the ring with no disqualifications and the winner will have to eliminate all other 5 superstars, then the winner of the elimination match will go on to join in with the main event at Wrestlemania”.
What an announcement there made by the GM, I’m definitely looking forward to No Way Out now.
Miz and Morrison vs Batista
Well looks like we are getting another match with newly crowned tag champions Miz and Morrison involved.
We are never going to hear the end of these two winning the titles.
Here we go the animal Batista, returning back to Raw for action.
Look at the confidence in the animal.
Miz and Morrison didn’t know they would be facing the animal tonight.
Batista goes straight for Morrison with rights and lefts to the head.
Batista pushing Morrison into the ropes looking to go for an Irish whip.
Into the ropes goes Morrison.
The strength on Batista as he lifts Morrison high in the air with a back body drop.
Batista building a lot of momentum as he takes out Miz as well.
Batista seems to be lining Morrison up for something.
WOW, what a spear by the animal it nearly split Morrison in half.
Batista picks Morrison up and lifts him maybe going for his signature Spinebuster.
Look at the momentum move around the whole arena as the animal starts to shake the ropes quickly.
Batista places Morrison in between his legs maybe looking for his finisher, but he sees Miz.
OH WOW, another great spear by Batista.
The animal looking pretty pleased with himself.
An now Batista goes back to where he left off with Morrison.
Batista lifting Morrison to his shoulders looking for a bone crunching Batista Bomb.
There it is, that was enough to break Morrison into bits.
Batista covers as the ref counts, 1…2…3.
Batista has just defeated the World Tag Team Champions single handily.
This main event has just been made by the GM so this should be interesting.
Randy Orton vs The Undertaker
Randy Orton is such a demented soul, maybe Undertaker will put him to rest tonight.
He is such an arrogant and thingyy individual.
Now the fun begins.
The phenom steps in the ring as Orton moves back a bit.
The bell rings and Orton doesn’t stand back he goes in straight after Taker with a big right fist.
Orton has Undertaker against the ropes beaten him with lefts and rights.
Randy strangling Undertaker up the corner now, I don’t think Taker is going to survive this match
A burst of energy from Undertaker here as he reverses it and starts pounding Orton’s mid section and also the head.
What the hell here comes Edge, what does he want now.
Well Edge has come to join us here at the announcing booth, so Edge why is it you are so intent of getting rid of the Undertaker?
“hahaha that’s a dumb question JR, Undertaker won the Rumble so that means he will be looking to capture this title of mine, so I’m just out here to make sure that he knows his place and not to step into mine.
“Undertaker fixed on Edge gets hit from behind by Orton”
“If Undertaker thinks he is stepping in the ring he better keep walking”.
“Orton now taking advantage of Undertaker whilst he is down”
“That’s it Randy you take him out”
There’s that vicious headlock by Orton.
“Here it comes JR a nice DDT that Randy used on Matt Hardy that time in the parking lot”.
What impact with Undertakers skull bouncing off the mat there.
“Orton adding injury to insult here kicking Undertaker in the head”
“JR, Orton will do anything to win a match and he is doing exactly that”
Look at this Undertaker sitting up really quickly as Orton is taunting the crowd.
“Look behind you Orton, I don’t want you getting hurt come on”
OMG is it time for Orton’s soul to be taken, Undertaker has Orton up on his shoulders.
SNAKE EYES by the Undertaker as he runs off the opposite ropes.
There goes Orton over the tope rope and onto the floor.
Taker taking the fight to the outside now.
“Come on Randy”
“Undertaker just slapped Orton’s head off them steel steps”.
Undertaker placing Orton off the edge of the ring apron hitting him with a big elbow to the heart.
I think Undertaker is going for his infamous leg drop.
There it is, what impact, Orton’s ribs must be crushed in with a man that weighs 299lbs on top of his chest.
“No this cant be, come on Randy get out of it”.
“I think Undertaker may be looking to finish off Randy here”
Undertaker hits it, WAIT A MINUTE WHERE YOU GOING EDGE.
Edge has just left the announcers table and has just broke the pin up by pulling the ref out the ring, shades of the rumble from Sunday.
NO Edge you cant do this.
Edge has just smashed that chair over Undertaker’s head which could smash his skull in.
Edge covering Taker for Orton.
The ref starts to count, this is shades from the rumble exactly what happened to Edge against Punk, 1…2…
Undertaker somehow kicks out.
OH COME ON EDGE, EDGE HITTING TAKER WITH THAT CHAIR FOR THE SECOND TIME.
The ref finish’s the match due to Disqualification. Which means Undertaker wins.
Just look at Orton’s face he looks so annoyed after Edge just hit Taker with that chair.
Both men walk up the entrance way whilst Orton complains to Edge.
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