Post by Creator Of WWEF on Feb 27, 2009 13:10:26 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentleman, WWEF Raw, where the impossible is possible.
So we are now officially on the road to Wrestlemania 25, and things are beginning to heat up a lot here, as we saw Sunday the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels defeating 5 other men to win the elimination hell in a cell to go into the main event at Wrestlemania, plus we also saw the return of Y2J Chris Jericho.
Well here we go with the famous count down, it brings back memories.
Chris Jericho is back folks weather you like it or not, I wonder what he has to say.
There he is in all his glory, all the fans chanting his name.
Its been a long time since I stood foot in this ring, the last ever fight I had if I can remember was against the hell raiser stone cold steve Austin, good memories, when I made my return Sunday in that hell in a cell there was so much electricity running through my body, you know I wish I was standing here now shouting the odds on how I will be defeating the Undertaker and Edge at Wrestlemania, but it just wasn’t meant to be.
Everyone now you listen to me, I came back for a purpose and that is to once again ignite you excite you and once again RAW IS JERICHO. I will claim back what rightfully is mine and that is THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
Very strong words there by Chris Jericho.
HBK the winner of the elimination match from Sunday.
“Hey Shawn, I know I never said it Sunday it was probably due to the fact I really wanted to win that, but anyway congratulations dude you really do deserve it”.
“Hey Shawn, Punk, as CM just said I would like to congratulate you after a hard battle, you really do deserve it, and now you Mr Wrestlemania, the Showstopper, the main event will go on to Wrestlemania and I’m calling it to be you that lifts that title and end Undertaker’s undefeated streak”.
“So please Shawn shake my hand and I wish you all the best, by the way Punk you and I have a match tonight”.
“Oh hi Shawn, congratulations on your victory you really deserve it, you better take this all in and soak up as much as the atmosphere you can get because it will all stop when you reach Wrestlemania. Besides your confidence is going to be knocked tonight as you will be facing ME, as like a Wrestlemania warm up match, I’m going to put you to the test”.
“Go ahead Edge cause I would quiet happily kick your teeth down your throat, besides you should be more worried about the Deadman than me, but I can guarantee I have your number”.
Umaga vs Jesse
Well looks like we are going to kick Raw off with Umaga.
Well this is going to be an interesting match with Jesse in it.
Just look at the size of Umaga compared to Jesse, its like super heavyweight against lightweight.
Umaga throwing the first punch of the match right across Jesse’s face.
Umaga holding Jesse up the corner with that big hand of his.
Well would you look at this Jesse taking full advantage of Umaga by turning it around and nailing with a few punches of his own.
It had to end sooner than later, as Umaga pushes Jesse across the ring.
OH MY, Jesse sits up and is meet with an over powering knee to the face by Umaga.
What’s Umaga up to now as he has the possession of Jesse’s body on his shoulders. And WOW, and what a colossus of a Samoan drop there.
Jesse crawls to the corner but I don’t think that is a very clever place to be to be honest.
It was only a matter of time before Umaga hit Jesse with that hip attack of his.
Umaga looking to wrap things up here with a big Samoan spike which could result in Jesse throat being crushed.
Umaga pins Jesse as the ref counts, 1…2…3.
There you have it Umaga picking up a win here tonight in what would be called a squash match.
Well we now know Tommy Dreamer is in the building tonight, he mentioned on Sunday that he will announce his opponent for his last match at Wrestlemania.
The Great Khali vs Lance Cade
Well folks it has been announced that Wrestlemania 25 will be held at Atlanta’s own Georgia Arena, what an event Wrestlemania is going to be especially in a place like that.
The seven foot Punjabi giant making his way to the ring
We haven’t seen this guy for some time the last time was when his former partner announced it was him that attacked Matt Hardy, and we haven’t seen Cade since.
Look at the height difference, how big would it be if Cade won tonight?
This may be Cade’s night as he goes in at Khali with those big heavy hands to the chest.
Cade sort of weakening the giant as he takes the fight over to the corner.
Here comes Khali with punches of his own, plus Khali starts to strangle Cade which is taking it out of him.
Oh my, Khali lifting this huge man in the air and dropping him on his back with the lifting chokeslam.
Look at the confidence of Khali as he just puts his foot on Cade for the cover.
The ref begins to count, 1…2…3. Its all over here.
He is a giant, will Khali take this win and go on for more?
Cade hurting after that slam but still manages to get up.
“You may remember a couple of months back now, my former partner Murdoch told every body that it was me that attacked Matt Hardy, and as a man I accepted that, I went away for a couple of months trying to clear my head of all the bad things that had happened and now, I come here today with a brand new start”.
“I would just like to say to everyone that I have shocked, harmed or hurt, I am sorry, and Murdoch I know your not here tonight but if your watching please let us be friends once more, I’ve missed teaming with you and winning gold, hopefully we can get back to that, thanks”.
Some meaning full words there by Lance Cade, as he apologies to every body that has crossed his path. Maybe we will get feedback next week from Murdoch.
Well we have all been waiting for this now we are going to get, here comes the man himself Tommy Dreamer.
“Well as I mentioned on Sunday my last ever match will take place at the grandest stage of them all Wrestlemania 25. Mr McMahon said to me when I told him I was going to retire, that I could choose any superstar I wanted to face me at Wrestlemania, so I went away and I have put some serious thought behind this one, I also got the choice of match, so the match is going to be the infamous, EXTREME RULES MATCH, against….”
“None other than this guy”
Come on who is it the suspense is killing me, come on.
OH MY GOD, JEFF HARDY WILL FACE DREAMER AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!
What a match that will be under extreme rules conditions.
“Dreamer you came to me and asked to face me for your retirement match, and you know what I ACCEPT, its official dude you and me extreme rules baby, I am so privileged and honored that you came to me”.
“Well you’re the only guy in this business today that is hardcore enough for the likings of me the innovator of violence”.
“I will see you at Atlanta”
“You sure will”
Well would you look at that, Jeff Hardy will be facing Dreamer at Wrestlemania 25 in an extreme rule match; I’m looking forward to that one.
“It feels great to once again have these titles by our side I must say”.
“It sure does Mr Hass, and hopefully there is more on its way, hahaha”
“You know you winning on Sunday was a hoax, I swear”
“Man I thought you wasn’t going to say that”
“Anyway, you holding them titles will not last long as the palace of wisdom want them back”
There he is, retainer Matt Hardy, what a match that was on Sunday.
“Hi, Matt how you doing, before you answer that how does your back feel after falling through the announce table”
“You was this close to losing that tiles around your arm, I so had it”.
“Come on now Kennedy, you’ve had your shot now its mine, so back off”.
“Anyway, about your intercontinental championship, seeing that Kennedy has had his shot, how about you give me a shot, I mean you have had that title since backlash last year, I think its time for someone else to hold it, you better accept it Matt because there will be hell to pay, I can promise that”.
“I’ll let you go away and think about that, I’ve got till Wrestlemania eve to know, so that should give you plenty of time, see you later”.
Some harsh words there by MVP, could you just imagine if MVP wins that title off Hardy, that’s saying if he does get a shot.
Batista vs CM Punk
The animal raring to go here, as it is Punk and Batista 3.
Fan favorite as well CM Punk, Chicago’s own.
Good sportsmanship here as both men shake hands.
Batista picking Punk up here as he runs him into the corner.
Batista picking away at Punk’s mid section with those shoulders over and over.
Batista with all of his strength throwing Punk over to the other side of the ring.
Things seem to be getting serious now as both men stare at each other.
Both men lock up now.
Batista now hitting Punk with those fists which are a lot like clubs.
Oh great countering there by Punk as he turns things round hitting Batista back with quick sharp fists.
Punk now placing Batista on the top rope, what does he have in mind?
Both men are now on the top rope, something bad is going to happen here.
OH WOW, Batista powering himself out of that mess, and pushing Punk off.
WOW, it is very rare we see a man like Batista jumping of the top rope hitting Punk with a flying clothesline.
Batista just never gives in, he picks up Punk like a rag doll onto his shoulders.
LOOK AT THIS, what a reversal.
Batista hitting floor here right in front of me.
Batista getting to his feet quickly and climbing up on the apron with Punk.
WOW, Batista pushing Punk into that steel post as well as the steel part of the turnbuckle.
Yet again both men are now on the top turnbuckle, as Batista goes for an amazing superplex off the top.
Both are down and out.
The ref coming in as he begins to count, 1…2….3….4….5….6….7
Both men make it to there feet without being counted out by the ref.
OH MY, theres that knee by CM Punk to Batista.
BUT BATISTA HAS REVERSED IT, Batista is ready for the bomb.
Batista covers now as the ref counts, 1…2…
Nearly there for Batista.
WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT.
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING ME, ORTON HAS JUST PUNTED BATISTA IN THE HEAD, THE REF DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING.
Orton leaving the ring as the ref tries to reason with him.
Punk managing to put his arm over Batista for the pin.
Batista kicks out at 2 and three quarters.
Punk now lifting Batista up onto his shoulders.
GTS by Punk knocking Batista unconscious.
Punk covers as the ref begins the count, 1….2….3.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
Orton exiting the ring now as he goes underneath it and brings out two steel chairs.
Orton has placed one underneath Batista’s head and is now offering CM Punk the other chair.
Punk has taken the chair, you cant do this Punk that is your friend, come on, you’ll smash his d**n skull.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, COME ON, PUNK THIS ISNT YOU.
I can’t get why CM Punk has turned on his good friend Batista. Why Randy Why?
Yes ladies and Gentleman, WAFF is going to produce a new show called Attitude, that is going to be very interesting with new superstars and new matches.
Well the game competed in that elimination match and was the man that faced HBK in the last two but unfortunately for Triple H he didn’t win it.
“Over the past couple of weeks now me and John Cena haven’t really been the best of friends and to be honest with you I’m quiet sick of it seeing Cena come out here each and every week thinking he is top of his game, well Cena I’m the game I’m the king of kings and you think you can take me a 13 time world champion”.
“I have a proposal, you and me next week on RAW, in match, you think you got what it takes in a no holds barred”.
Well here comes Cena.
“You know what Hunter, I ACCEPT, and I know I can take you, when you have attacked me in the past its been when my back was turned this time Hunter my back won’t be turned”.
Just look at the intensity in their eyes.
Things are heating up between these two, and next week it will all be over hopefully.
Edge vs Shawn Michaels
Mr Wrestlemania making his way to the ring, this is going to sort of give us an insight of what the main event is going to be like at Wrestlemania 25.
Here comes The Rated R Superstar, Edge.
Look how Edge holds that title proudly above his had showing off to HBK.
Here we go with both men locking up, Edge seems confident about this match tonight.
HBK dragging Edge into a quick headlock.
A nice headlock take down there by HBK.
Edge getting out of it easily by scissoring Shawn’s head there.
Edge raring to go and runs at Michaels.
HBK moves out the way as Edge’s head impales into that middle turnbuckle.
Michaels turning Edge around as he starts to pound at Edge’s chest with those nine inch chops bursting the capillaries.
Edge turning it around hitting HBK with those sharp fists of his.
Now HBK reversing it again, hitting Edge in the back with those forearms.
Shawn pulling Edge to the outside now.
Here we go again with some more chops across that chest of Edge’s, Edge’s chest is bright red now.
I bet Edge wishes he never got this match now.
Shawn going for an irish whip here now.
HBK showing why he is the showstopper, Mr Wrestlemania by throwing Edge into them steel steps.
Both men make it back into the ring, as HBK goes for a clothesline.
Edge ducks and goes behind pulling HBK to the floor.
If only Edge can get the cover.
Why is Edge celebrating? Why don’t you just cover Edge?
Here we go HBK rolling Edge up with a schoolboy pin as the ref counts 1…2…
Edge kicks out as he goes over to the ref trying to make out HBK was pulling his pants.
HBK runs at Edge but Edge moves quickly out of the way.
You can see Edge has been planning this one as he collects a steel chair from underneath the ring.
WOW, what a shot right over the head of Michaels there.
Edge goes for the pin, but there is no movement by the ref here.
OH MY GOD, THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT.
OH MY GOD, WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED, HBK IS NOW COVERING EDGE.
The ref is counting 1….2….3.
What has just happened the lights went out came back on and Michaels was covering Edge.
HERE WE GO AGAIN, THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OFF YET AGAIN.
OH MY GOD EDGE HAS GONE THIS TIME, the worlds heavyweight champion is gone.
Well this has been RAW folks.