Post by Creator Of WWEF on Mar 6, 2009 13:09:20 GMT -5
Welcome ladies and gentleman to another edition of Friday night Raw, as you can John Cena is here tonight ready to face the game Triple H in a no disqualification match later tonight.
HEY WHAT THE HELL, come on, Triple H coming from behind Cena and attacking him.
Triple H seems to be dragging Cena now, but to where?
Well Triple H has Cena situated in the corner there, what on earth does Triple H have planned for Cena?
Just look at the grin on Triple H’s face as he leaves the ring to go under it maybe looking for something.
Well it wasn’t going to be anything else was it.
Triple H ready to finish Cena off but the WWEF Representative manages to get in the way and stop it.
The representative takes Cena to the outside to stop anything bad happening.
Triple H seems pretty happy with himself, I don’t know why though.
There he is the man that said he will retire at Wrestlemania.
“Hey Tommy what you doing we got a match tonight, there’s no time like the present now come on”
“I don’t know Jeff, as I said a couple of weeks ago I’m just not up to it any more, plus my back is killing me”
“Come on Tommy, tonight we are facing the former tag team champions Miz and Morrison, what a match huh”.
“OK you have pulled my leg, of course I will be your partner tonight”.
Umaga vs Lance Cade
Well this certainly is going to be a good match.
Last week we saw Cade pleading to his former partner Murdoch for them to team back up again.
This stare down isn’t going to last for long.
Well here we go as Umaga lands the first punch to the head of Cade.
That punch knocks Cade to the floor, Umaga carries on going to work on Cade with big kicks to the mid section.
Cade pulls himself up in the corner as Umaga lines him up for something.
What impact as Umaga crushes Cade up the corner with the big splash.
Umaga pushes Cade out of the corner as he taunts.
OH MY GOD, Umaga climbing to the middle rope here.
WOW, a big splash and it sure was big.
This is the beginning of the end as we have seen this move before and we know what it is capable of.
Hey look its Murdoch, he must of come from behind us here.
Murdoch interfering with the match, and WOW, low blow there by Cade.
There’s another shot of the low blow, can Cade cover and win the match now?
Cade goes over to see what all the fuss is about but that low blow didn’t seem to effect Umaga in anyway.
Cade turns round and BAM, Samoan spike right in the throat, that’s got to hurt.
Umaga pins, 1….2….3.
There we have it Umaga comes out on top yet again as he is going on a undefeated run.
Here we go now, we are going to find out what happens between both men.
“Lance Cade, last week you said to every body here including me that you wanted to get back together and carry on where we left off with titles around our waists, well I thought about it and I’m sorry, I’m sorry I put you through all that with Matt Hardy and his attacker, so seeing that you have your hand out here for me to shake, I’m going to shake it”.
“its good to be back together partner, it sure is, and I guarantee that you and I will have gold around our waist again”.
Well look at that, one of the most dominant tag teams ever have reunited, but the question is will it last?
Yes that’s right folks Wrestlemania 25, it is shaping up to be an amazing an historic night for WWEF. Its where dreams do come true.
Well here comes Y2J, Chris Jericho, I wonder what he has to say tonight?
You know it is great to see Jericho back in that ring.
Wait a minute why is Mr McMahon coming out, Jericho hasn’t even spoke yet.
“Chris Jericho, the last time I saw you was when you was in my office begging me not to fire you, well I did, you do realise it wasn’t my decision to reinstate you, if it was up to me it would have been somebody else in that Hell In A Cell such as Kevin Nash or better yet Mark Henry”.
“You know what Vince, I’m glad you fired me, because ever since I left this business its gone down hill, just look at it Vince, you don’t have enough fans that tune in each week to watch, you don’t have enough big matches, and you do realise when you fired me you had to pay me my release clause, which was more than I expected”.
“SHUT UP!!! You know Chris I hate you, in fact I have never liked you, if it was up to me I would of fired you day one, and speaking of Mark Henry, tonight your going to face him weather you, the fans or anybody else watching worldwide like it!!! I hope he tears you apart so you will never be able to walk in this business again”.
Well, looks like Jericho is going to be facing the worlds strongest man tonight.
There goes Vince with a smirk on his face.
“hey Rey, you haven’t seen Randy Orton and CM Punk have you?”
“No sorry Batista, by the way you up for a drink tonight”
“No I’m a bit busy”
“OK don’t worry dude”
“Hey Jesse, Festus, you seen Punk and Orton?”
“Yeah we saw them last week and that was it”
“Thanks guys for your help”
“Hey Shawn how you doing, I don’t suppose you’ve seen Punk or Orton anywhere have you?”
“The last I heard was they was leaving the arena, they found out they didn’t have a match tonight and left”.
“God I’m going to kill them both”
“yeah how is your head now Batista”
“its fine Shawn, see you later”.
Well Batista looking anxiously for CM Punk and Randy Orton.
Miz and Morrison vs Jeff Hardy and Tommy Dreamer
As mentioned last week, we found out that at Wrestlemania it will be Jeff Hardy facing Tommy Dreamer in an Extreme rules match for his last ever fight.
Here come the angry former World Tag Team Champions.
This should prove to be a good fight.
Miz and Dreamer locking up here now. Well tonight we see the in ring return of Jeff Hardy after being out for 2 months.
Now Dreamer taking the fight to the corner, lots of things can happen up there.
Miz reversing it holding Dreamer against the ropes.
Irish whip off the ropes as Dreamer runs towards the Miz.
Dreamer just about to be thrown over the top rope on to the floor but he manages to stay on the apron.
And now Dreamer pulling Miz towards him, surely he can’t lift Miz up for a superlex.
Miz finds a way out of it as he pushes Dreamer onto the apron back first.
Miz now stomping away at Dreamer now.
Miz drags Dreamer over to his own corner and makes the tag to Morrison.
Jeff Hardy now eager to get in the ring but the ref wont allow it.
Here is a bit of double team work as both Miz and Morrison lift Dreamer above their heads.
And they bring him back down to earth hitting him with both of their knees, that had to hurt.
Morrison goes for the quick cover, 1….2…. kick out by Dreamer, I don’t know how he managed that one.
Dreamer now crawling towards his partner waiting for the tag.
But Morrison intercepts it pulling Dreamer away from Jeff.
Morrison now with the punches and slaps.
Morrison going for a whip here but Dreamer reverses it and whips Morrison into the ropes.
Morrison comes back at Dreamer; Dreamer hits him with a big clothesline there which nearly decapitated him.
Now’s Dreamers chance, can he make the tag.
He does as everybody goes wild for Jeff Hardy.
A quick forearm there by Jeff.
What is Jeff up to now as he goes over to Miz.
He pulls Miz in the ring but over the top rope.
Jeff Hardy lining up Morrison now.
Jeff jumps, and going for a corner drop kick here I think.
But Morrison saves himself by getting up and catching Jeff in mid air.
I felt the way Jeff’s head just bounced off that turnbuckle.
Jeff Hardy thinking fast here as he jumps to the top turnbuckle.
Whisper in the wind, god its been a long time since we saw that.
Jeff takes out both Miz and Morrison.
Dreamer has the legal man Morrison in his finishing position, what a DDT, nearly cracking Morrison’s skull wide open.
Look at this, Dreamer pointing to the turnbuckle as well as his partner, signifying the Swanton bomb.
Here goes Jeff as he stands high above john Morrison.
Jeff mid air with his Swanton Bomb.
He hits it completely as he covers straight away, 1….2….3. its all over.
A good win there by Hardy and Dreamer.
I’m getting goose bumps just thinking about what this match is going to be like come Wrestlemania.
Carrying on with the show, here comes Mr Wrestlemania Shawn Michaels.
“Last week, it was me and the World Heavyweight Champion in this ring, what a match it was, to see half of the main event for Wrestlemania, the one thing that bothered me in that match was the end, you all saw it, Edge laid me out with that steel chair and covered me, by rights the champ had that in the bag, but no, the lights go out and come back on there I am covering the champ, the ref sees it and counts 1…2…3, then right after the match the lights go off again, come back on, and Edge is gone. Now we all know who it is its you Undertaker”.
“So come on Taker make your self known, come out here, lets settle this man to man, come on I haven’t got all night”.
Oh dear, what are you doing Shawn.
There he is, the Deadman is right behind you Shawn.
“so you finally decide to show up, Taker you know as well as all these other people, I don’t like people winning matches for me, and If I’m right in saying you won the match for me last week, are you asking for me to kick your teeth down your throat?”.
“Shawn Michaels, everyday I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I see so many souls, ones that you have put away in the past, such as Bret Hart, Jeff Jarret, Stone Cold Steve Austin, those are just a few to mention, I even saw my own soul the one that you and Triple H destroyed a few years ago, Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania you will be stepping in the ring with the devil himself, and I can assure you I will show no remorse, no mercy and when its all said and done you will REST IN PIECE and I will be the new World Heavyweight Champion”.
Wow, powerful words there by Undertaker, I wouldn’t want to be Shawn Michaels.
Well here we go.
Chris Jericho making his way to the ring.
As we heard earlier it will be Jericho to face Mark Henry.
Here he comes the worlds strongest man, Mark Henry.
Just look at these two staring at each other.
Jericho throws the first punch of the match, this is Jericho’s first match back here on RAW.
Mark Henry pushes Jericho into the corner hitting him with big slaps across that chest.
The strength of Henry as he just throws Jericho out of the corner to the middle of the ring.
Jericho gets up quick not liking it at all.
Jericho runs right at Henry but Henry catches him and connects with the bear hug.
Henry glides Jericho right into the corner, hitting him with those shoulder thrusts to the mid section.
Jericho hurt now as Henry lines him up for something.
But Jericho moves as Henry hurts his chest against the turnbuckles.
Jericho going to work on Henry now with rights and lefts across the face.
Henry showing that strength again as he just throws Chris Jericho right over the top rope.
Mark Henry moving around the furniture now.
After moving the steps out the way Henry runs Jericho into the steel ring post back first.
Henry gets in the ring as the ref begins to count Jericho out, 1..2..3..4..5..6..
Jericho makes it back in the ring before the count of 7. Henry goes straight to work again kicking Jericho in the head.
What’s this, is Henry going for the worlds strongest slam?
Henry just throws Chris Jericho right over his head.
Jericho gets up as Henry goes for a big clothesline.
Jericho ducks as Henry is wondering where he went.
Henry runs towards Jericho as Jericho pulls down the ropes.
Look at this taunting Henry now.
Chris hitting Henry with a baseball slide which knocks Henry back a bit.
The ref starts to count Henry out now, 1..2..3..4..5..6
Henry gets back into the ring just in time but Jericho giving Henry a bit of his own medicine.
Henry manages to bet off Jericho and picks him up in the bear hug position.
LOOK AT THIS, JERICHO HAS REVERSED, the ref counts, 1….2….3. OH MY GOD.
Jericho picks up a big win here tonight by reversing the bear hug into a schoolboy pin.
“cut the music, cut the music, Jericho you beat Mark Henry, how I do not know, but after your words spoken earlier tonight, next week you will be competing, IN A GAUNTLET MATCH!!!
That announcement doesn’t seem as though it has bothered Jericho.
“Hey Matt, you thought about my offer yet, because I’m looking forward to hearing your answer”.
“As a matter of fact I haven’t even given it a thought, if you leave it with me I will get back to you next week”
“No Matt, you heard me ask you last week surely you didn’t just forget about”.
“hey, hey, hey, leave the champ alone, he doesn’t want to be pestered by someone who hasn’t even got a no1 contendership for the title”.
“What and you have a no1 contendership for the title”.
“As a matter of fact MVP, yes I do because in my contract it says I get the option for a rematch clause, so there”
“come on guys, I have an idea to settle this, next week on RAW, it will be Mr Kennedy putting his no1 contendership on the line for my title against you MVP, whoever loses gets a shot at the money in the bank ladder match, I’m looking forward to it”.
Ladies and Gentleman I have just heard that next week Money In The Bank qualification matches will take place.
Triple H vs John Cena
Here comes the game with that sledgehammer which we saw earlier tonight when Triple H attacked Cena.
Well we are awaiting Cena, we don’t know weather he will show up after that beating he took at the start of the show.
HEY LOOK.
OH MY GOD, CENA FROM BEHIND WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT.
Cena continuing to beat on Triple H with that bat.
“Triple H, I’m not going to face you tonight and I’m not going to face you next week or the week after that, because you and me are going to settle this like men at the grandest stage of them all”.
“WRESTLEMANIA 25”
“YOU CAN’T SEE ME”
Oh my god, at Wrestlemania its going to be Triple H vs John Cena, I am so ready for it now.
Ladies and Gentleman thanks for watching tune in next week. Thank you.